March 2011
34 posts
so i have this friend kelly dang who i ditched...
i love you.
“mum: hai chau! come out here and eat dinner! its delicious!
dad: don’t...”
please someone give me some ideas on
how i can fuck my beautiful new macbook pro… i want all of its 15inch smoothness inside of me
it-happened-one-nut-deactivated asked: HI :D I'm Kirby's fraaand. I use to see you guys together and you guys are ADORABLE :D
rikxy asked: I FEEL NO SHAMROCK HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
a shamrock is a four leaf clover :3
a shamrock is a four leaf clover :3
This house is a circus, berserk as fuck
This is the first time in a while that I’ve listened to music in English, berserk as fuck.
I love listening to your favourite old music, you get this weird feeling of nostalgia mixed with that feeling of discovering something amazing and new. Well that’s what its like for me.
I might start tumbling picture of Alex Turner now, just to excite Kirby, which is pretty sick on my behalf when I read...
Holy fuck
Like seriously,
What is with this day of the week
My dress is on backwards today
Yayayay
Good thing its not noticeable since I can’t be fucked going to toilet to change it
I would take a picture of the tag, but I’m on a tram and people will think I’m taking a picture of my titties
‘I’m just tryin’ out ma new titties Mamma’
buttony:
TRUE FACT: up until year nine, kell dang and i didn’t realise the dick had to be hard to successfully bang someone. in primary school, we thought it was like a hot dog, in a bun and it just went in and stayed there and was immobile. we were so smart
Making a weird face at your best friend until they...
myownbarehands:
FUCK MY LIFEEEEEE
I forgot to take my sandwich before I left for school.
It was so goddamn beautiful.
Whyyyyyyyyyy?
chananabanana:
lmao.
Only 5 minutes into my Monday morning lecture and I’ve somehow managed to create two fresh coffee stains on my cream and blue dress…PLEASE BE MY FRIEND.
dyldos asked: LOL this is how people usually reply via Ask Me. You can't reply on your own post :P and ooh Flemington. Which uni do you go to ?
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FOUND IT!
now to wait for it to load and watch secret diary of a call girl in the meanwhile kekeke yayy
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I was strutting around uni like some hot bitch today, only to discover at the end of the day that my shirt was actually inside out….
I took my time in trying to realise that shameful feeling that was expected in that kind of situation… but ze only feeling I could identify was this incredible craving for yummy dumplings
My hunger > my dignity
