I can’t fall asleep and now I keep thinking about what I want to cook for lunch tomorrow and now I’m so hungry but I have to sleep soon because I have work early tomorrow and now I can’t friggen wait to sleep and get up for breakfast tomorrow because I am so hungry yo
i hate when we go past morwell and moe
That’s when all the stink pussies come aboard.
I’M SORRY I DON’T LOOK LIKE I JUST WOKE UP FROM A COFFIN– KIRBY STEPHENS
‘Friends’ is the friggen best, I actually dunno why you hate it so much. In fact, I recall one time when you laughed at one of my references to ‘Friends’. Sucks to be you.
do u ever just look at a gif and ask yourself...
I just text someone and then proceeded to put the phone up to my ear and I had it held there for like 5 minutes as if I was calling someone and waiting for the ring… am I high?
wooyoungturnsmeon: 2PM humping the air while using chairs as leverage? Best choreography ever. This just proves that 2PM knows their fans are perverts.
If you wasn’t so ugly, I’d put my Dick in your face, dick in your faceeeeeee, put my dick in your face
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
brokenunicornnutellaonoceanwaves: I’M CRYINGGGGGGGG