May 2012
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I can’t fall asleep and now I keep thinking about what I want to cook for lunch tomorrow and now I’m so hungry but I have to sleep soon because I have work early tomorrow and now I can’t friggen wait to sleep and get up for breakfast tomorrow because I am so hungry yo
i hate when we go past morwell and moe
That’s when all the stink pussies come aboard.
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“I’M SORRY I DON’T LOOK LIKE I JUST WOKE UP FROM A COFFIN”
– KIRBY STEPHENS
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Dear Kirby
‘Friends’ is the friggen best, I actually dunno why you hate it so much. In fact, I recall one time when you laughed at one of my references to ‘Friends’. Sucks to be you.
do u ever just look at a gif and ask yourself...
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wtf
I just text someone and then proceeded to put the phone up to my ear and I had it held there for like 5 minutes as if I was calling someone and waiting for the ring… am I high?
Watchwooyoungturnsmeon:
2PM humping the air while using chairs as leverage? Best choreography ever. This just proves that 2PM knows their fans are perverts.
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If you wasn’t so ugly, I’d put my Dick in your face, dick in your faceeeeeee, put my dick in your face
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
Watchbrokenunicornnutellaonoceanwaves:
I’M CRYINGGGGGGGG
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