Apparently she comes out of a vagina!!!
Hahahahaha Hamish and Andy are the best, goddamn.
am I the only one that looks forward to exfoliating my skin? I get so excited.
When Life Gives You Lemons 2
Korra: Is not afraid of the lemons, dammit.
Mako: Can't decide between two lemons.
Bolin: (Comic relief) ... and a lemon
Asami: Reflects on how she used to have lemonade with her father and how he is a traitor.
Amon: Measures the lemons to see if they're equal. If not, tazes the bigger one.
Lin: Heroically sacrifices herself so that The Avatar can have a glass of lemonade.
Tenzin: Demands to see life's manager
I feel like today is a coming of age day!
Technically it will be on Wednesday when I receive the actual phone but I just signed myself up for my very first mobile plan. I decided on the $50/month HTC One X plan and now I will be saying my goodbyes to my nearly dead HTC Desire HD and my former life on pre-paid services. Never will my friends laugh as they hear the words “I have no credit, man” come from my mouth. Interested in...
forgot that I enrolled into a Winter subject and apparently I start this coming Tuesday… it’s a relevant business subject so it can always go toward my new degree… but I can’t decide if I can be bothered studying twice as much for the next 6 weeks or if I just wanna do 4 subjects next semester and work like crazy the next 7 weeks to get my travel fund up before I start uni...
(about some random with body modification) YUCK! I HATE YUCK STUFF– KIRBOOO
s-clubparty: my biggest regret is not being born as britney spears
radniw: justtakeyourpantsoff: river-b: Harry Potter as a teen comedy… Now that was brilliant. WOW Brilliant. hueriohgfuwefhuewifhi DEAD
MBC are holding auditions in Sydney soon
BAHAHAHA. My chance to go in and sing to them like the bad bitch I am and drop it low and twerk it and just hope they love me working it. I’d blow them away.
I've never seen sex and the city but here I'll...
youngstero: that brunette one: I haven’t had sex in SIX MONTHS! they all look shocked brunette: ugh I need a diet coke the slutty old one: no honey, you need a diet COCK
nightstalking: the perks of being a cauliflower