SUCK MY COCKINESS, LICK MY PERSUASION.

bigstupidbaby: i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the fuck is a dime?...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:01:22 +1000

i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the fuck is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:00:59 +1000

"The question why I would LET Willow cut her hair. First the LET must be challenged. This is a world..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:29:37 +1000

“The question why I would LET Willow cut her hair. First the LET must be challenged. This is a world where women, girls are constantly reminded that they don’t belong to themselves; that their bodies are not their own, nor their power or self determination. I made a promise to endow my little girl with the power to always know that her body, spirit and her mind are HER domain. Willow cut her hair because her beauty, her value, her worth is not measured by the length of her hair. It’s also a statement that claims that even little girls have the RIGHT to own themselves and should not be a slave to even their mother’s deepest insecurities, hopes and desires. Even little girls should not be a slave to the preconceived ideas of what a culture believes a little girl should be.”

- Jada Pinkett Smith (via princesslilitu)

bananabuttmuffin: The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:14:24 +1000

bananabuttmuffin:

The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.

mooooosa: CL’s Instagram update “ima90zbabe” 130521 ^^

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:11:55 +1000

mooooosa:

CL’s Instagram update “ima90zbabe” 130521 ^^

This is not Kelly

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:18:51 +1000

So I was on my computer, looking at my sister’s Tumblr (because she is one of the smartest people I know and she always posts witty things) when suddenly it said “Unfollow” in the corner.
Miss Kelly D. didn’t log out of her Tumblr on my computer. All I can say is, you’re lucky I didn’t write something explicit on here…
-Kirby

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:04:15 +1000

dingoinnuendo: jellyguy: dingoinnuendo: thats not what i was searching google for im pretty...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:03:43 +1000

dingoinnuendo:

jellyguy:

dingoinnuendo:

thats not what i was searching google for

im pretty sure this was searching for you

The story can resume. I will return.

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:48:47 +1000

The story can resume. I will return.

e-len-i: YES NICKIIIIIIII

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:28:32 +1000

e-len-i:

YES NICKIIIIIIII

americagiveup: Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:19:37 +1000

americagiveup:

Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:18:51 +1000

Junho werkin’ it [cr: @melroseek]

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:17:47 +1000

Junho werkin’ it [cr: @melroseek]

egg-rolls: i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined I made a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:41:16 +1000

egg-rolls:

i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined

I made a vampirefreaks account when I was 13 and I can’t remember if I ever deleted it or not and I never been able to find it again since and I can’t remember if I wrote embarassing things on it or not even though making one is embarassing it iself but now I’m scared like what if I’m famous one day and it comes back to haunt me help